
“Will we fly? Will we swim? Will we get richer? Will we find space? The 1990s are upon us and a new decade must mean new trends, new people, new happenings. The ’80s seemed like years of indefinite change, years without a proper description, but it could be that we are still too close to them to tell. The ’90s surely will be different […] Here, we take a look –- sometimes irreverent, sometimes serious –- at what the coming decade might offer.”

So begins
Bombay magazine’s January 1990 cover story. Predictions included “The mega boom at the stock exchange will have more shares spiraling upwards”, the political heavyweights were predicted to be Sharad Pawar and Bal Thackeray, cinema was meant to get more sophisticated, the media business was set to explode (but it was also optimistically hoped that it would “become more serious and committed”), and Hafeez Contractor was forecast to be “building his futuristic monoliths by the dozens”.
Shirley Bassey's "History repeating" just came up on iTunes. Creepy.

At a symposium called “Bombay –- the next 150 years” organised by the
Times of India, RK Laxman said “the sewage, the flooded railway tracks, the uprooted telephone cables will still be there” in the next 40 years. That was 17 years ago.

I was at the
Times of India archive last year researching some shit about the early 1990s and everything in the papers then sounded exactly like it does today. We were all whining about precisely the same things, Bush was president, there was a war in Iraq, Bombay was a mess, people were bemoaning the trivialisation of the media. I don’t get it. I realise the French came up with all that
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose bullshit, but it’s still pretty hard to come to terms with the fact that nothing really changes. We have the external indications of progress -- more money, greater choice for consumers, a large middle class, a thriving economy -- but at the most basic levels, things haven’t changed at all. We still have poverty and malnutrition and overburdened, crumbling even, civic infrastructure. What the fuck man? What's the fucking point? It's been nearly two decades -- 16 years of an open economy and much cashflow, but what does that all mean?

It means you now pay five times as much as you used to to watch a film, it means you're treated like a terrorist every time you attempt to step into a cinema hall, it means that India has finally figured out what makes the west the west and has gone full-throttle towards a culture of consuming. The way the capitalist system works is growth. Companies can't continue to make the same amount of money year after year. If their profit projections don't go up, their stock falls. So every day, every company is trying to convince us that we don't have enough. We need to buy more. We need to consume more. We need to help their growth, spur the economy, keep money flowing. We need to do our national fucking duty by going out to giant steel and glass boxes and buying clothes and groceries and pre-packaged food so that India can be like the countries we try so desperately to emulate. Go shopping. Do it for India.
24 Comments:
who the heck are you, man?
point 1. veet made a glorious return to india some years ago, aided by one katrina kaif.
point 2. have you thought about brylcreem?
point 3. we are a nation of whiners and we're all doomed anyway, thanks to global warming et al.
point 4. i like the photographs.
*blink*
*gasp*
leo made the question mark guy disappear!
*runs away petrified*
why the censorship man?
what did he say anyway that was so terrible it had to be removed?
why dont you remove the "its awesomeness doode!!!" guy from your last comment section?
anyone saying awesomeness really deserves to be removed.
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??!: If you want to be faceless and anonymous, go do it somewhere else. we're all full up here.
when did you get so touchy? anyways, your blog and all. one shall go back to being quiet reader. happy?
excellent. doofus.
your insults haven't improved either.
"quiet reader", remember?
question mark
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exclamation mark
(that sort of sums up my reaction to this invigorating dialogue. it was also me attempting to call out to above person.)
hello. :)
Lets all go buy our vegetables from FabMall and Reliance fresh food places. Women make sure they use hair dye and shampoo like perfum made specially for them, men should make sure they use Fair and Handsome. Little girls will buy Doy soap with a princess on it and the little boys will be Complan boys.
Our colourful world of plastic packaging.
But I can't lie, I'm waiting for a phone that toasts bread for you.
myth of sisyphus?
that's deep man
leo since when have you stooped so low as to delete insults from your insult section sorry I mean comment section?
anyway come to london soon.
i'm bored
I see a civil war brewing in not so distant future!
Dude, when'd you get so socialist?
Or at least, non-capitalist.
Remember our America trip plans?
Haha.
Beer dude- I'm leaving in a week.
doesnt your boss read your blog? wont e be annoyed to find out all his staff and chasing mice and making comic strips instead of working?
Hey Leo,
I'm pretty good. How're you?
Will you be in Bombay in Jan or Feb?
I will and we should hang out.
has your email address changed?
no, no, i'm not going anywhere, so we should definitely hang out. my email address is the same.
New post please!
Hi Leo,
I just wanted to say that I loooove your writing. Its so funny and smart. And your really cute in real life. ;)
Come and visit me sometime
xxx
Andheri grrl
andheri grrl, please stalk leo. please pretty please.
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