I wish I could remember where I got this.

My 'guest column' in Maxim India.
What that basically means is that i don't get paid for it. woohoo!
Everything you read in this column is true, with the exception of Bhaskar's name, which i have changed because Heble didn't want pity sex.
Also, i really don't get the last bit:
Leo is a Penguin author/columnist.
I don't know where they got that idea, but they might just as well have written Leo is a Penguin. It would have been as accurate.

Illustration credit: Scritch.

deep shit, this
(Bombay)