Thataway!
(Venice)

The train I nearly took to Venice.
(Venice)

The train I took from Milan to Venice
(Venice)

That's one ugly dog.
(Milan)

Old fashioned? The Italians? Surely you jest.
(Milan)

About these two wheels you sold me...
(Milan)

Take that women's rights movements. So there! HA!
(Hamburg. The Reeperbahn. Or on slow nights, the Grim Reeperbahn)

To think that all we get on train platforms in Bombay is wadapav and gulab jamuns. Dang it. Life can be so unfair sometimes.
(Hamburg)

I can't be the only one who finds this amusing. Really, I can't.
(Hamburg. Honest)

see?
(Hamburg)

I don't know who they hell he is either, except he's all over Hamburg
(Hamburg. Surprise, surprise.)

That balloon came pre-drawn by some random miscreant (although not random or miscreant enough to steal the sign, which is now in my room).
(Hamburg)

everything you need to roll a cigarette. added bonus: naked chick lighter
(Hamburg. But really, this scene has been recreated on tables across the world)

Holy doner kebab, Batman!
(Hamburg)

obviously, these germans are very agreeable people.
(Hamburg)

20 euro. Cheap!
(Hamburg)

caution: falling stick figures?
(Hamburg)

Achtung! Uberwachung. I like that.
(Hamburg)

just in case you missed the first red guy
(Hamburg)

No shit, Sherlock
(Hamburg)